01- You have one to four prefixes to your name.
02- You find pieces of armor under the sofa cushions.
03- You find yourself speaking with an accent (sometimes several)(and
all at once even).
04- Rattan furniture begins to look more like axe-handles than barstools
or couches.
05- You have been spotted on more than one occasion flashing through
town in full armour, bristling with weapons.
06- You see someone you know and have to call them "Thorkrill" because
you never did get their real name.
07- Your household has more duct tape than toilet paper.
08- You have seen some or all of the following more than twice: Excalibur,
Heaven and Earth, Braveheart, and
Wizards, (Lord
of the Rings is compulsory).
09- You bow to a waitress and call her "milady" or "wench!".
10- Your house looks like a strange museum.
11- If you`ve eaten many things in the dark to awaken and see uncooked
bloody bones aside the fire.
12- If to beat ones BEST friends is a joy to look forward to.
13- If you`ve awakened to hot feet with shoes slowly dripping off
them from sleeping too close to the fire.
14- If you`ve ever lost your "sword" somewhere.
15- If you`ve ever tasted a tree at a good running pace.
16- You know at least six words to the song "Health to the Company"(lyrics)
17- The rain stops and all is quiet except for the dripping of friends.
18- If you see used plastic buckets and carpet remnants as important
and valuable commodities.
19- If you have ever slept in the rain with multiple injuries and
not really minded it.
20- If you have ever (inadvertantly or deliberately) used cow shit
and pine needles as hair dressing.
21- If a burnt and unidentifiable can of something with a light layer
of ash on top looks like a suitable breakfast.
22- If you've ever discovered shallow tree roots with your knees.
23- If you've ever had a heated argument about whether you`re dead
or not.
24- If you find a woman attacking you with weapons an erotic experience.
25- If you find yourself shouting, "I love the smell of duct tape
in the morning."
26- You get hit by a car and yell out "Glancing!!" or try to claim
armor points. (from Sir Olaf
of course).
27- You find eating Elves enjoyable.
28- You find rotting shinai`s in the fenders of your car while doing
repairs.
29- You use random weapons to prop your trunk or hood up.
30- If you`ve ever known an Elf,
in a Kilt.
31- You Have been known to salvage used pop rivet washers.
32- You've ever been known as a snotling.
33- You know what duct tape tastes like.
34- If You`ve ever heard a faries fart from the "Satchel Full of Faries
Farts".
35- Suggestions? contact Lord
Krevasse.
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