You see sometimes we lack the property and or energy to set up a full and formal event. Therefore we've come up with a few interesting alternatives. Instead we get the local soccer field to hold a Severed Head Soccer Game..

   Severed Head Soccer has been in existence since early '93 and we still keep kicking the head when we can. No one gets credit for creation of such a sport, It's all In our lust for death, friendship, pestilence and the game itself. As always Chaos has made a presence in this game particularly. We found BloodBowl (fully armed and armored football) too Dangerous.

A brief description of the game: Basic soccer rules with a twist. Basic body blows: 1 to the torso kills: 1 to any limb severs it: lost limbs are not recovered until death: lose 4 limbs bleed to death: One may not kill himself or his teammates: Goulies (Goalies) are immortal within their box/zone: When death envelops you, you are bound to lie down and count out loud 5 seconds in dead bodies i.e.="one dead body, two dead bodies, three dead bodies" and so on. After doing so you are resurrected with limbs and all, until, inevitably, you will DIE AGAIN!!! So catch your breath, count out loud and die well.

  The Severed Head itself is a soccer ball, deflated just a little, padded with chin, ears, nose and otherwise, then covered in any dime store or left over Halloween mask and duct taped appropriately. It doesn't roll as you think it might, its not playable like a soccerball, kinda like kicking around a Severed Head.  Weapons being an extension of the hands, are not to contact the ball. Costumes are recommended for determining which team is which, so we've noticed.

   Doom-leaders (no cheer here) screaming on the sidelines with supersoakers. Large inflatable buoy's reminiscent of boulders are not blockable, and must be thrown with 2 hands, If it grazes you or more , you got squished. Severed Head Soccer being a CHAOS sport, rules have always been flexible to a point, it is not unusual to find people counting to 30 out of exhaustion. The elder of us, inspired "Half Court" to alleviate some of that. No Polo shots to be taken on the ball for it provokes too much "upswing", resulting in blows delivered to the groin, face and head. You must die well, and count out loud, and last but not least, We aren't "supposed" to kill our own teammates.

   Look to our Weapons Pages for information on weaponry. Pictures can and will be found in the Quest Picture Archive hopefully labeled "Soccer".